During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students,one by one-"Michael , if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady ,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked "Just a minute, I have to go pee", said Michael. The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
"What about you, Bill , how would you say it?" "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded, 'That's better, but, it's still not very nice to say bathroom at the table."
"And you Little Johnny , are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling may I please be excused for a moment. I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get tomeet after supper."
The teacher fainted
......see if you can BEAT STORM .....and come on up the middle.....I have a FIRING squad waiting to let loose and your 3rdbasemen that's you....WATCH yourself....and just to clear your shallow little mind....WE are the DEFENDING CHAMPS which means BYE..........so you might see us.... ..if you make it pass GREYSTONE, and YOU ALL's DADDY (STORM)....Hello, MOMMA....you think your child can make thru the STORM...with all that ....
CHURCH YOU OFF THE CHAIN!! WHAT IT DO?
...and where were you???? ...you know we
MAN I WAS HERE IN THE F.L.A.
Hi N.I.S.....how are you today?
MAN I AM VERY WELL RESTED I CAN TELL YOU THAT. I KNOW THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO WORK TODAY BUT I HAD TO. WHAT IS GOING ON YOUR WAY?
....Being off work "PRICELESS" ...but coming back to a WORK LOAD ....
working all week to pay the bills=broke...no job to go to at all=broke as h***!! LOL be glad y'all got jobs to complain about!!
...not a complaint...just REAL.....whenever you off...it's a good relaxing feeling"STRESS FREE"...but when you think about what's waiting in your inbox
Church are you sure it was Wade's bar, or was he riding on that dogs back?
Oh, ESQ, u got jokes.....lol good one...old man...
WE WILL SHORT GAME DERTY FIRST GAME I PROMISE YOU THAT BETTER GET IT RIGHT DERTY DONT HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST THE ACT.ZONE3
...ZONE it won't be 1st because we're the champs......and if I'm correct win three in a row you might face US...but first BEAT "STORM" and GREYSTONE.....if you forgot.....this is ACT's 1st year...so I'll watch you guys at 8:00am ,last year CHAMPS and RUNNER's UP...get a LATE GAME....it's called a BYE....but I have something special for you...... ....MOMMA get your lil BOY.....he's playing with GROWN FOLKS
...you don't hit that HARD...MR. SOFTY....don't get YOUR PITCHER TOUCHED....if you don't know ....you will know soon enough..... ....but sorry, you can't make this a GAME of the TIMES...until YOU beat "STORM" ....then come acrosss US"CHURCH"
....and by the way we're not an easy 1st round, so don't get your blocked knocked off...co-ed hitter...ZONE smoke on that and wait your turn
Come on now Zone3. Hitting the middle is not your game. What you need to do is be in the ATL this weekend. You know SS#2 is going to have her girl on standby. DOC also known as the other friend.