TGIF....bEST jOKE I have heard in awhile! true playa
apologies if you heard it before:
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards
with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike
dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked
across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on.
He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water.
To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and
said,"Did you like what you saw?" Mike said yes I did. She said, "Well you
can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about
this financial situation and said O.K. She said come here tomorrow
at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then. Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.
Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?"
She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did."
Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and
asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave
it with you."
NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA!!!
"Be careful what you tolerate, you just might accept it."
