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Spelling Bee

Ghetto Spelling Bee

Tyreal came home from school disappointed. "I hate English, dem teachers are
always changing stuff".

Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?"

Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling

words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me

an "F".

1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta

nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.

2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and

man, I was HONORROLL.

3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow

weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.

4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle

and said DISMAY hurt a little.

5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE


go dis time.

6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into


7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man

said gimme one MOBILE.

8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped

DEFENSE and got away.

9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH,

I'm out.

11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a


13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA

spare some change.

14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.

15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say

DATA boy.

16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis

BEWARE I can get a job?"

17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.

18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown

out de COATROOM."

19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know

he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't


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That's brilliant ESP#23

The Black brilliant, complex and sophisticated this system is___ sho' beats the mono lanquisticallity of the queen's lanquage to the king's taste! how boring.

Most of us want to reduce the complexity of what we are as a culture, by speaking americkkkan( yes I said amerikkkan, because most amerikkkans can't speak the queen's lanquage to the kings taste anyway). We (Blacks) in amerikkka are speaking counter to the prevailing ethic of a society that refuse to reckonize our humanity, so let us continue to speak in our unique code.

Many South African Nations speak in as many has 100 different lanquages and dialects...anything from Swahili to Hindi, Zulu, to English and a variety of accents. How wonderful!

So for what we know this 'ghetto style' of brilliant syntex, diction, verbosity,and vernacular may just evolve into the common world lanquage one day, just as every other great art form of African culture has developed.

so fochizzle ma' nizzles and keep spitt'n tha nizzle!


ebonically brilliant and provocative________________

super d(motordetroit)

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super_d, we need a dictionary sometimes just to understand what the heck you are talking about... I dont know who is worse with their made up words. You or E40.

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Super D, I get you man

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.....ESQ,that was nice.... and SUPER "D", I done told you "we" need a book of meaning from you...but I like the words...they're as you say "CAPTIVATING"