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What Is Your Best "YO MOMMA" Joke

Since it's the day before Mother's Day, i thought we should have a little fun with it....... So drop your best "YO MOMMA" joke on here for a little friday laughter (remember mother's this is all for fun, we still love you).................. "YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE STARED AND THE ORANGE JUICE BOTTLE FOR 3 HOURS CAUSE IT SAID CONCENTRATE"

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Yo momma so stupid....I told her drinks were on the , so she went and got a .

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, that a good one Tasha.
I got one, your mommy is so stupid, I forgot

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Yo momma so fat...she walked in the street so I tried to drive around her and ran outta gas!

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Yo momma's so fat that she put on a pair of BVD's and by the time they got to her waist they spelled out BOULEVARD!

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VP#27

that's is funny __by far the best yet!

Travis and Slice should get in on this!

ebonically brilliant and provocative_______________

super d(motordetroit)

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Yo momma so stupid... I caught her yelling into a envelope and I asked her what she was doing and she said trying to send voice mail.

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YO MOMMA IS SO CROSS-EYED THAT YOUR DADDY LEFT HER FOR SEEING SOMEBODY ON THE SIDE......

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, now that funny BMW.

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I got one for real this time, work with me on this one, I'm not good on jokes. Your mommy was so out of shape, when they ask the dealership to see they old model BMW, they brough your mommy out the show room.

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Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

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Yo momma go greasy she uses bacon and bandages.

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Yo Mama so fat..when she fell, I didn't wanna laugh, but the ground was cracking up

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Your mommy is so ugly, they had to put a piece of porkchop around her neck so the dogs can play with her.

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Yo Momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo momma’s so stupid she called the cocaine hotline to order some

Yo momma’s so Stupid she runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep.

Yo momma’s so old she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade



Davida #7(Ga Mixx)/#(WWB)aka SECURITY #7//MS VIDA VI

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YO MOMMA SO FAT, HER SHADOW WEIGHS 45PDS

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Bease Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Davida Yo momma so old she went to the prom with Jesus

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NODOUBT, BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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NoDout9, Yo mama so nasty, they wouldn't eat her on fear factor.

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YO MOMMA SO BLACK AND HER TEETH IS SO YELLOW, WHEN SHE SMILES IT LOOKS LIKE A PITTSBURGH STEELERS HELMET

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YO MOMMA SO DUMD SHE THINKS A QUARTERBACK IS A REFUND

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STR8 UP!!! CHUCK D WENT BACK TO THE BABE'S KIDS ON US, WAY TO HIT'EM WIT A CLASSIC CHUCK

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YO MOMMA SO CROSS-EYED THAT WHEN SHE CRIED THE TEARS ROLLED DOWN HER BACK AND THEY CALLED HER BAC-TEARIA

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Brande 215 yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale it said to be continued

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NODOUT9:
Yo momma's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Davida #7(Ga Mixx)/#(WWB)aka SECURITY #7//MS VIDA VI

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Yo mama so fat...I told her to show me a push up, she went to the freezer and got one.

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YO MOMMA TEETH SO BIG, SEABISCUIT GOT JEALOUS

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THAT WAS FOR U NODOUBT

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YO MAMA SO DUMB THEY TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT BACK IN THE HOUSE AND GOT A SPOON.

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SlimSonic14 stick with softball

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your mommy forehead is so big, when she ran into the tree, she splited in half.

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Yo mama so old... she was around when the raiders had both eyes

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Somebody been watchin "Yo Momma"....Brande

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YO MOMMA BACK IS SO CROOKED THAT YOUR DADDY LEFT HER FOR NOT BEING STRAIGHT UP WITH HER........

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A NODOUBT......YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET WIT A PIG, I ASK HER WHER SHE GOT IT FROM AND THE PIG SAID I WON HER AT A CARNIVAL........1 POINT FOR BRANDE

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Everybody momma but minds is so stupid they told her it was chilli outside she ran and got a bowl

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OKAY Nodout9 how bout this one!!!! YO MAMA SO SHORT SHE MODELS FOR TROPHIES

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Brande leave my momma alone

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YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN HER BEEPER GOES OFF, PEOPLE THINK SHE'S BACKING UP

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NODOUT9
YO MAMA SO STUPID,SHE GOT STABBED IN A SHOOTOUT!!!


Davida #7(Ga Mixx)/#(WWB)aka SECURITY #7//MS VIDA VI

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Your mommy is so big and black, they mistake her for a whale in the ocean.

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OK NODOUBT9 I'LL LEAVE HER ALONE, BUT CAN I CRACK ON YOU NOW

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SlimSonic14 nice one

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Bring it baby

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Yo momma so fat...her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo momma so poor...she made y'all eat cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

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, I'm just playing.

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YOU SO UGLY WHEN YOU WERE BORN, YO FATHER WENT AND GOT CLIPPED

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Yo mama house so nasty, the roaches asked to get sprayed.

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OKAY YO MOMMA SOOOOOO FAT SHE PUT ON A RED DRESS AND WALKED OUTSIDE, EVERYBODY YELLED KOOOLAID!!!!

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yo momma house dirty, the roaches have to ride around on dunebuggies .

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Davida yo momma so fat she set on a quarter and squeeze a buger out of Geogre Washington nose

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Yo mama so stupid, she was driving down on the highway and saw the sign Disney World Left, she turn around and went home.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE SAT ON A QUARTER AND A BUGER POPPED OUT OF GEORGE WASHINGTON'S NOSE

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Yo momma so stupid...under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

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Yo momma so stupid...she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE HAS TO IRON HER PANTS IN THE DRIVE WAY

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YO MAMA SO FAT HER CAR AS STRETCH MARK

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Thunder3 yo momma so fat she play hop scotch with the states. ALABAMA MISSISSIPPI FLORIDA

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Your mommy is so bald, they thought she was a bald eagle.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE HAS TO PULL DOWN HER PANTS TO GET IN HER POCKET

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Yo momma teeth so rotten...when she smiles they look like dice.

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yo momma stank so bad she made doo doo throw up

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Yo mama so ugly when she cries the tears go over the back of her head to stay away from her face!

Yo mama breath is so bad when she talks her teeth duck!!!

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Yo momma so fat...when yo daddy climb on top of her...his ears pop.

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YO MAMA SO SKINNY WHEN SHE TAKES A SHOWER SHE DONT EVEN GET WET

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WATCH IT NODOUT9

THATS WHY YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT IF SHE WEIGHED 5 MORE POUNDS SHE COULD GET GROUP INSURANCE...


Davida #7(Ga Mixx)/#(WWB)aka SECURITY #7//MS VIDA VI

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So that means shes about the same size as you SlimSonic14

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your mom is so dumb, when God say line up for brain, your mom ran for cover.

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OOOOHHHH WEEEEEE SLIMSONIC14 GIRL DON'T TAKE THAT FROM HIM

Davida #7(Ga Mixx)/#(WWB)aka SECURITY #7//MS VIDA VI

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Davida yo momma so old she has her on story in the BIBLE

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OKAY NODOUT I'M SLIMM NOT SKINNY SO HOW BOUT THIS:
YO MAMA SO POOR SHE WAS KICKING A CAN DOWN THE STREET THEY ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND SHE SAID MOVING

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NOBOUT9

YO MAMA'S FEET SO FAT THAT HER SNEAKER NEED LICENSE PLATES

YO MAMA'S SO FAT HER BUTT CHEEKS HAVE DIFFERENT AREA CODES.

Davida #7(Ga Mixx)/#(WWB)aka SECURITY #7//MS VIDA VI

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IMMA TAKE DAVIDA AND SLIMSONIC'S BACK, NODOUBT9: YOU MOMMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE WAS IN SCHOOL THEY DIDN'T HAVE HISTORY

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YO MOMMA SO UGLY, SHE WENT TO THE BEAUTY SALON AND IT TOOK 3 HOURS FOR AN ESTIMATE

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NODOUT9

YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE STARTED SINGING "WE ARE FAMILY.. MCDONALDS BUGERKING TACO BELL AND ME"

Davida #7(Ga Mixx)/#(WWB)aka SECURITY #7//MS VIDA VI

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YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE THREW HER PANTIES ON STAGE AT THE CONCERT THE AUDIENCE THOUGHT THE CURTAINS HAD CLOSED

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WHERE IS WADE AND CHURCH AT, I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THEY BE HERE FOR THIS ONE.......SOMEBODY LET THEM KNOW I'M CALLING THEM OUT

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Nodout YO MAMA HAIR IS SOOOO SHORT HER BRAIDS LOOK LIKE STITCHES

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Its time to say Good-bye, to all my BASA friends, M.I.C.K.E.Y M.O.U.S.E, MICKY MOUSE......DONALD DUCK, my badd, wrong show. Don't act like your didn't watch Mickey Mouse back in the days . On the real, I wish everybody a Happy Mother Day, and please be safe.

Lil"G" has left the building

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OTAY,IM BACK BASA FAM. YO MOMMA SO SHORT,SHE CAN SIT ON THE CURB AND SWING HER LEGS ,THE TRUTH-99,PEACE.

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Yo Momma so fat the chairs in her house have seatbelts!

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YOUR MOMMAS LIPS SO BIG SHE CAN WHISPER IN HER OWN EAR

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I support single mothers" one dollar at a time"

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YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE WENT TO THE MOVIES AND THE THE SIGN SAID 17 AND UNDER NOT ADMITTED SO SHE WENT BACK HOME AND GOT 17 MORE OF HER FRIENDS

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Sonic14 you are crazy I've enjoyed all the Yo Momma jokes

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Yo momma so black, when she gets out the car the oil light comes on.

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Yo mamma so FAT...............SHE HAD ON A RED CROSS SHIRT AND A HOSPIAL HELICOPER TRIED TO LAND ON HER BACK.

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DIS 1 OLD BUT,YO MOMMA SO SKINNY,SHE CAN HOOLA HOOP THROUGH A CHEERIO

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Yo momma so fat,her picture heavy

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Ya mama's teeth r so big that she brushes them with a push broom!!!!

Ya mama's teeth r so messed up that it look likes she has a 4-3 defense in her mouth when she smiles!!!!

Just a couple of my own, Originals!!!! Skool Boi #14!!!

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THOSE WERE ALL GREAT JOKES BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO HONOR OUR MOTHERS HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

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Yo momma got 1 eye and 1 leg and all her friends call her Eye Lean