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Nkozone checking in on this gloomy day in the Lou and Quote of the day is-I'm always fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact. Word of the day is-Vision, if you have set your sights on a prized then work hard to win it. Peace1out and shouts out to all of the BASA Family.(We R Family)
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....WHAT'S CRACKIN?....JL and the BOARD....and NKO nice QUOTE......now... ....let's see......OK....I got something.........bare with me.......let's call it...."The Things you do for LOVE"....... .....Once Upon a time ........This Young Man...was Truly ...in LOVE with his girlfriend and decided to have her name tattooed on his penis ......Her name was WENDY, and the Tattoo was done while the penis was erect ,so when it was RELAXED .....all you could was W Y........Shortly after the couple was married.....they were HONEYMOONING in JAMAICA, the man was in the Bathroom and standing next to him was a Jamaican man ...... ....who also had W Y on his penis.......The American said......"Oh is your girl named WENDY TOO??......... .......He replied...."NO, Mr....that says " WELCOME to JAMAICA HAVE A NICE DAY".. ..................................................................................................................................................................well, I'm a lil tight 2day at work, but here's one more for NOW.................. ...............let's call it....."CLOSE SHAVE".........Once Upon a time .....This Girl was walking upstairs in "CHURCH" one day......as the Priest was walking by, he looks up and notice a Girl was was not wearing any Panties so he calls to her MS......and hands her $100 and says "little Girl" take this Money and buy yourself some underwear....it's not GOOD to walk around like that ....so she goes home and tells her mother and ask can she take the money and purchase Underwear.....when her mom ask " where did you get the money...she explained what happen...upon hearing how she got it.....she quickly rip her panties off and put on one the shortest dresses you can wear.....and runs to "CHURCH".....as soon as she sees the Priest.....she starts her walk upstairs........He Notices the Lady and cals her down....the Lady.....not wanting to show,she's expecting anything walks back to the Priest very calmly........ ........the Priest then gives the Lady..............$1 and said here take this and for GOD's SAKES......BUY YOURSELF A RAZOR!! later.....enjoy your day and Bless you all.....holla atcha later...."CHURCH"
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...I'm leaning towards the LIGHT-ER....oops I mean LIGHT , Please forgive my explosive and twisted way of HUMOR...but it is FUNNY and I try to keep it CLEAN , I'll have one more, well, 2 ...... and it's only COMEDY..."CHURCH" style...now enjoy the BOARD everyone HAVE FUN....KEY WORD for THE SEASON....is F-U-N.......anything else exit ......you get the POINT
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Here's story for ya...
Black For 5 Minutes
A little white boy was watching his mother in the kitchen making a chocolate cake from scratch.
While the mother had her head turned, the little white boy went to the tabledipped both hands in the chocolate frosting and covered his face with it.
The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing and said "Boy, what the hell are you doing?The son gleefully replied "Look Mama! I'm black!!!"
The mother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her son. She then said "Boy, go show your father what you've done! The boy then walked into the den where his father was reading and said "Look Daddy! I'm black!!"The father put his magazine down with a very puzzled look on his face(seeing the chocolate on the boy's face.The father said "Come here, boy!" The boy came to him and the father smacked his son across his head.The father angrily said "Now go show your grandpa what you've done!!!" The boy then slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the porch and said,
"Um... Grandpa. Look what I did. I'm black now"
The grandfather said gruffly, "COME HERE BOY!" The grandfather took the boy over his knee and proceeded to spank him."That'll teach you! Now go back in the kitchen with your mama!!! The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother said "I hope you've learned
your lesson, young man!" The boy says with a scowl on his face "Hell yeah! I've been black for 5
minutes and I hate you white motha$%**('s
already!
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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking ever more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm." The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious." I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yes," the woman nodded. "Pepper."
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AND THEY SAY THAT SEX IS THE ONLY THING ON OUR MIND.....
(MEN THAT IS)I'M AS DARK AS PEPER AND GIVE THE SAME KIND
OF SHAKES .............
STAY COOOOL .......
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What's up BASA world hope everyone is having a Blessed day Whats up Hot 11. please call me... i missed you this weekend. but i know that yall held it down.. for the Hot Girls and Just Us!!! later ...