Alright Ghost, there you go at it again. We already know the outcome of this one, he ask and beg her to marry him.......you know y'all like to beg like a 2 year old kid ....KING OUT!!!
A man had just got married and he was driving home in a horse and buggy, the horse stumbled the man said that's one, the horse stumbled again and he said that's two, the horse stumbled again and he took out his pistol and shot it. His new bride asked why did you do that? the man replied that's one
A dumb Farmer called the Vet to ask how to get his sheep pregnant, the vet told him to artificially inseminate them. The farmer thought he ment for him to screw the sheep so he loaded up his truck took them out to the pasture and screwed the sheep, the next morning he called the Vet to ask how he would know if the sheep were pregnant. The vet told him the sheep would be laying down so he looked out the window and none of the sheep were lying down. so the next morning he loaded up the truck went to the pasture and screwed the sheep twice. He was so tired he asked his wife to look out the window and tell him if the sheep were lying down. she said" No they're all in the truck and one of them is blowing the horn"