There once was a boy who lived in a shoe,
he was so darn short he didn't know what to do
all the other men never let him hang out,
and when they'd tell him no, he'd go home and pout.
Oneday he went shopping out at stonecrest mall,
trying to finds some stacks to make him look tall.
He came to the park looking six foot four
not knowing we all new he had bought them from the store.
Everyone joked and picked with him until they made him cry,
"All I want is to be tall, can someone tell me why"
Honey don't be sad over something you cant control,
its not your fault your standing shorter than a troll.
Just pump a little iron, and make your muscles bigger,
then you will see, you too can bounce like tigger.
Or just go buy some get tall pills right when you get paid,
hey did I fell to mention, the little boy's name is WADE.

Wade, where you at?.......

DO IT, DO IT, DO IT...
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.

......Ok .....we will have the BOARD members vote.....thumbs up or thumbs down....anyone can get on and clown....but if you get thumbs down

Wade she calling for you where u at.......

...you are own the clock....10min....and point goes to Hot#11

you scared him with your skills girl!!

WADE,WHERE U AT DOG,U GOTTA GET HER BACK MAN.

HOTGIRL,GOOD ONE.

.... ...stay out of this....

Girl....You know I'm been waiting for this..but I got a little something I made up just for you....

Girl, you know, I've focused on your forehead for some time now, and it got me so mesmorized...Come here girl, Can I feel it feel it feel it feel it et et...
Girl come here and let me rub that crystal ball
Come on girl let me wish upon a star
Come on girl hold your head up high
And next time when you run back to catch a ball,
you won't tilt, fall and cry
OOOOOOOOOhhhhh I pulled my Hammi ooooow my d**n thigh
Dang, who was that, that came out the sky.... ....

Thats ok Wade you don't have to come out,
I'll get the Hot Girls to give you a shout out.
Shout out to the man who stand 2 feet tall,
give that man a hand, its MR. WADE yall.
Here he comes to save the day all dressed in white,
he so short, he can't even stand up to fly a kite.
Didn't I see you at the park taking batting practice off a tee?
Knowing darn well you couldn't reach it, standing no taller than my knee.

that was WEAK lil Swole

Whatever Ms Dat, u just on her side!

That was so weak, you have to come better than that,
looking like flava flav, or more like his pet RAT.

WADE....

I THOUGHT YOU GOT SCARED THERE FOR A MIN PARTNER

wump wump....Little hottie girl...

Naw, I was writing....But you know I ain't never scared! I guess you found that out in the picture that 911 posted!!!! But I tell little Miss Muffet got a little something...

I see u Hot 11. they see that we Hot girls are a jake of all trades!!! get at me Hot And dont forget to do it do it.. What's up Hot's on Deck!!!

But Hot #11
Tell me something boo boo

How do you lay in bed at night
Do you fall out the bed
Lean with it rock with it, out the bed she go
Booom d@mn off the bed the head goes
Shake it off twinkle toes and get in the bed u go
Little man runs in the room and says
In coming! Run for cover!

Wade I see you watching me walk as I do my strut,
I didn't notice you were behind me, cause your head came to my butt.
I turned to ask you a question, but I saw no one there,
Look down at your butt Hot I heard from everywhere,
Oh my goodness there you are I didn't realize you were that short,
well how on earth will you be able to compete in any BASA sport?
Isn't there a height requirement for every participating team?
Oh well Mr. Wade I guess you can't follow your dream.
I know you want to play, but hey your not tall enough
Maybe next year there will be a new position and they can call it SHORT STUFF.

Or maybe they're still taking players down at the little league.
If you hurry you might just make it cause your tall enough for the pee wee.
Now do you want to continue this or do you want to quit?
Let me know right now before I pull out all my short sh@#!

Thumbs Up for Hot #11...

... you two are DOING what you do....score 2 for Hot#11 and 1 for

HOTGIRL#11 AND WADE YALL OFF THE CHAIN......

Sorry Wade but I have to go,
So this will be the end of the SHORT MAN show.
I'll catch up with you some other day,
but before I leave just let me say,

INCY BINCY WADY PICKED UP THE EASTON BAT
OUT CAME THE TALL MEN AND ON THE BENCH HE SAT
KEEPING THE SCORE BOOK IS WHAT THEY MADE HIM DO
SO THE INCY BINCY WADY REMAINED THE DO BOY TOO!!!!

, Too Funny,

Hahahahahahaha

You right Short Hot(2'11) I am short
But that's cool I do what I do
But I got a little something to tell
about one little Muffet
Her forehead was so heavy she just said F-it
Yeah, I see your everytime I walk by you
But wouldn't I see it when you always doing cartwills when you walk????

you two are truly.....entertaining the board....

No Hot#11 don't cartwill off nowhere....I starting to get the hang of this rhyming thing.....

Hot#11 is doing it..

Don't go Tank..... Don't gooooooooooooooooooo Hot Tank #11 don't go.......

Hey Ms. Nashville, I'm going to throw in the towel because Mr. Wade can NEVA EVER EVER EVER GET ON MY LEVEL WHAT? GET ON MY LEVEL

I told you: WATCH ME DO IT AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
I QUIT WADE YOU CAN WIN

yeah, yeah....women sticking together woodie woo!!!

And to my buddy Ms D...A....T
I haven't forgot about you....
Hummm everybody can see on Twerking it on Tuesday
How miniture you are....
We know you are one of the original s
Gone and do that thing you do
You know, the part of Mama

See, I'm short but u and tank #11 are shorter
I like standing next to both of you because it's like this

Yeah, yeah...Church, can we get the verdict??? You know there isn't equal opportunity no more...

HotGirl you tryin to free style
That lame rhyme had to take you a while
You got class but no style
no you and your Hot girls can leave the board in single file

Ghost , dont get ran over You better watch out.

So you say my Heads big, whoopty darn do,
My head is the one that makes me do what I do.
But everyone knows that midgets heards are much bigger than their body,
you walking around the park, not even knowing, and head bunting everybody.
wable wable wee, watch wadey pee
wable wable woo, poor little boy cant make it do what it do.
Now I said I was done so leave me alone,
before I start singing your favorite song.
You know what that is, the one that makes you swirl,
the one your always singing "IM IN LOVE WIT A HOT GIRL"

I like that HOT#11....u know i don't stop...but tomorrow...

HEY! THREE FOR HOT GIRL #11 SHE MADE IT DO WHAT IT DO

I'm with you Jump...Wade I got yo back Bra...Way back!!! Get back in there and start making it do what it do man

I think Hot #11 got him by a mile!! and Wade you said you done caught on to the rhyming game, but I ain't seen you flow yet!!

..... .....It's Hot#11...2day...but you had nice comeback...so come back home and another day..... ....hey, at least it wasn't a SHORT game....

Hot Girl has got some skills. Those were too funny.

that was wild than a mug.
all i can say is stop wade it aint worth it.

Okay Okay, she won...dang...I'm not a freestyler!!! I do one liners real well though....

Wade do what you do...Man

...

What up JL and the rest of the board. Just wanted to check in for a min. I got to run but I will be back soon. Holla

Wade freestyling is just a freedom of speech
It's not something you learn or can even teach
Everyone does things in their own special way
We all have skills and something to say
Some may do it with some real tight one lines
Some may do it with a fairytale rhyme
What matter is that you had enough heart to do what you do
You did your thing so big ups to you
Hot I have to give you props cause you got skills
I cant even front you are for real
Both of you made it fun and gave us some laughs
Continue to do your thing so this bard will last
I got to go but I'll be back about noon
Icant wait to get back so I'll see you soon.

Hot girl #11 you are too much. I must meet Wade. See ya soon!