oh here we go, next time we are in the same place me and Wade are going to stand back to back , barefoot, on level ground,with a ruler on our heads, cause you know his hair is taller than mine... and if he is taller, I can except that...
Ms DAT and Hot #11 got jokes....Well, let me look into my and what do I see.... and got jokes....To Ms Dat sorry shorty you come to my knee and Hot #11 your is taller than you...
I'm so enlighted....Now I got to bring out ...I got the two shortest women on the circuit with jokes...Well Hot #11, got a question, when you slide on your do you bounce into the base like this... ......
Davida, something is wrong with your votes. I still have Wade being the taller person....We need a recount. Can we get someone outside Fl to do the counting...PT30 Where you at? ha ha ha
I AM COUNTING FOR WHO GETS THE BEST JOKES IN, NOT FOR WHO IS THE TALLEST...(WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY MS DAT.) I AM GOING TO NEED FOR YOU TO GET IT TOGETHER OVER THERE AND PAY ATTENTION MISTER
Er uhmmmm Lil "G" you a lil person too now....maybe you and my lil sis can start your own little person league the "BALPL" Black American Little Person League" ha ha ha I got yo back Lil Swol
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Wade I wonder where you are
Hiding under your new desk
now lets see who jokes the best
3 foot 2 and standing mighty tall
lets make room, for the big small man yall
how did you even make someones team,
I thought they had a height requirement from what it seems
next time you travel,make sure not to eat
cause if you get to big, you won't fit your booster seat.
How can a pitcher pitch to someone as short as you,
everything will be balls, cause your only 2 foot 2
I warned you about your mouth, so go ahead and chill
cause one more thing from you,and I'll slip you the GET TALLER PILL.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Talking about Wade has got to stop
You got him with a rhyme
Now it's time for ya boy to shine
I couldn't just leave it alone
Normally messing with a hot I dont condone
But this time I have to get you too
I really hate it but I got to do what I do
It's was funny when you fell on your butt
And we got it on film no what
Do you remember in that game
And then ya girl did the same. ha ha ha
Two short men, two short men,
one is wade, the other HC, two short men
One can rhyme the other can't
two short men.
Ok Hot,I thought you were my boy
Now stop playing games and give wade back his toy
I know he's missing it cause I hear him crying,
mad cause we say he's only 2'2 and he think we're lying
Tell him when he see me, please bring a step stool
but not the same one he takes to preschool,
you thought your were helping by writing your rhyme
but you made it bad for your little brother this time,
so next time you write you better think twice
cause you never know whos watching or being naughty or nice.
Well just give it a little more time
Watch my bro come back with a rhyme
Yawll gone get off him saying he small
I know he's almost 6 feet tall
You better watch my bro when he steps to you
Here is a little sample or better yet a clue
Shneka, Shneka is on the line
Chasing the ball down the foul pole line
Will she catch it maybe no or yes
Ooops she fell but she did her best
Ha ha ha now everyone is looking at you
It's ok it happened to the other girl too
Yep Ms.Dat lets see you try to run to first base
Ha ha ha we saw you almost fall on your face.
Sorry Wade and Homecoming she got yall again. Yeah Shneka, you got them very nice. Didn't know you could pop off at the mouth like that, great job A+. Now about the uniforms,for future references Supersonics will stand out in the best dressed category, sorry I'm being biased as well.
1st timer did you diss me for sticking up for my hot
Now you trying to get on the pot
Oh I dont think so.... I think not
Did you think that I had forgot
Now I'm not going to go back to the old man
Just letting you know that I still can
I still got it that same way I use too
I still can do what I do
I just chose to go another way
But you never know when I might just have something to say
It's all good though cause she real cool
But anyone else will get taken to school
Now you know that I'm just playing
But you feel me you know what I'm saying
I wish we could have met in the ATL
Next time I'm in town I will be sure to yell. 1
Ok for those that want to keep score
We are back and ready for more
It's hard talking about my girl
But I got to step up and rock her world
See she's real cool and also hot
It's hard for me to really give it all I got
But yet I'm still the man
So here goes noting I got another plan
Height is measured by inches and feet
Sit down little people and take a seat
I may be short in height but I'm strong in stature
This is Lil Swol coming at cha
I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE WITH 1ST TIMER #34, SHNEKA WINS BY THE RUN RULE, SORRY HC AND WADEY WADE BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD , GIRL THILL, THAT WAS TOO FUNNY...I HAD TO GO TO LUNCH JUST TO REGROUP...
Well lets get this on and crack'n
Put your money down...on who your back'n
Now that it's all out in the open
I hope you ladies dont start to choken
Bring it on and bring out your best
Me and Wade will put you to the test
This is just a little hype to kick off Aiken
We all know they over there shaken
Dissing the Justice League is something you just dont do
Here come that heat ladies just for you.
...Ya'll are clowning 2day ....Hot #11....good shots ...and HC....I thought you forgot about the fly ball and the one with to 1st.......(PRICELESS)...Wade those one liners are NICE....ALL even thus FAR
You can put your money down if you want to bet
One thing I dont do and that is forget
I seen them little short legs run but aint going no where
Ms.Dat my sister 1st base is over there
Keep on running your almost there
Man that was funny and that wasn't fair
Watch'n them short legs try to move through the air
Come on back lets try this again
Can we still be friends
Now for you Hot and it's all good
I seen you give it all that you could
You really did give it a real nice try
How did you fall... did you step on a fly
But you got lucky the ball came right to you
It was so funny you had to laugh too..AAAAYYYYY
I still have to give credit where credit is due
Both of yawll did well so I really cant get on you
Ok HC it's on now brotha, don't take it personal, just take this butt whuppin like a man. Funny all that talkin you doin and seems like the only thing that might be able to get you to run to a base is some Goose or Hen?? Somebody put a Red cup on 1st base and maybe HC will play ball!!
Hey I'm there, but I will pour my own I dont trust you women no more after yesterday. ha ha ha and soon you will see the INC coming to a town near you. One thing about it you gone have a good time when we play win or loose I bet it gone be some laughs, some singing, and a good time. YD#2 am I right?
Man this is what you miss when you are hard at work!! Y'all are going off in this camp. Hot#11, you go girl . I think you got them nervous now.
Davida you're right, I see the ladies are more powerful. Never again will I think about sending in that resume to them for a security position. Higher pay means nothing
and while you at it, be sure that HC and Wade's bench has a fresh supply of wave caps, hard bristtle brushes,curl activator, a can of Dax greese (you know the thick kind), a 12 piece from Popyes Chicken, a a slab of ribs. you know how they do!!
Oh well now look at the speaker of the house
Look here fella's I done found a mouse
Talk about about standing two foot two
I dont think she's that tall what about you
So now she wants to play where all the big kids play
Sorry your to short...try again later come back another day
What do you do when you to go the amusement park
Do you try to sneak in when its way after dark
Oh please, please, please sir let me ride
I wont tell anyone in me you can confide
Well that's enough I cant mess with my little sis
Even though it was fun I just cant diss....AAAAYYYYYY
You alright with me Condolezza .....ha ha ha
Ok HC, now you asking for it. you callin me a mouse, with yo quiet self!! Sneeze, cough , jump up and down , on second thought don't jump up and down, no need for a earthquake to pop off, but do something so that we even know you are at the park!!
Take away your pen and pad and you are nothing more than a shadow!!
See I was trying to just leave it alone
But you just keep going on and on
With out a pen and a pad I'm a even better man
Watch me hit missles and catch them if you can
Yes I can play and I can hold my own
Tell them the next time make you a taller clone
Cause this short little body just dont work
Look at it this way your not to far from the dirt
Just in case you happen to fall you dont have far to go
It's not your fault them short legs are slow
No stop I'm gone call it quits
It's a tie when we match wits....ha ha ha
Come on now HC,you gotta do better if you want to diss at me,
I know your a poet, but some of your rhymes just don't show it.
Now back to the lesson which stands at hand,
Before you step to me,you need to grow from a boy to a man.
You thought you just did it with the poem you laid down,
but little do you know,the ladies still think your a class clown,
not to mention your boy Mr.Wade or can I call him Mr.Widget,
Standing every bit of 2 inches much shorter than a midget.
You better bow down and quit cause I'm going to make it hurt,
Ask your boy Wade,the one who likes wearing skirts.
Whoever said a Smidget can't rhyme was sure telling the truth,
He's trying to be like is owner HC,the one he calls Babe Ruth.
Your welcome Ms.Prez,I don't know why Wade tried to get on you anyway knowing I was watching. Someone just called me and said he was on break jumping rope with his bracelet trying to get in shape for Aiken.
By the way Sonic21, you all missed the trash talking Cretia and I had going, the men were ready to snap on us,they actually told the umpire to come tell us to stop talking trash,and after that it got even worse. So it will definitely be on this weekend.
Ok Hot now its on
This war we having just got full blown
Me and my brother got nothing but ammo and we ready to reload
Stand back viewrs we about to explode
I tried to keep it simple like they do on wax
Wade dont trip cause I got your back
Now Hot you did a good job you gave it all you can
Watch me as I grow from a boy to a MAN
So tell me how do you like it and how do you feel
Next time you see me you gone tell me...Whoa HC is for real
This man is the truth oh girl he is just so nice
You dont have to call me daddy but HC will suffice.
HEY HC, NOW SEE IF YOU WERE IN THE CONTEST, YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN 5 FOR THAT ONE, IT WAS TIGHT BUT SINCE YOU AREN'T WADEY WADE STILL HAS 1111111111111111111
Hahahahahaha, now that was funny funny funny....I'm laughing myself because it's funny coming from 2 people shorter than you....hahahhahahaa toooooo funny....
Whatever little boy I'll make your head swirl,
Have you screaming my name saying I'm in love wit a Hot Girl
But I don't do boys,there way too much trouble,
just hollar back later when you move out your bubble.
You say your a man now,but I still can't tell
oops is that spoiled milk behind your ear I'm starting to smell.
And you ask how do I like it or how does it feel?
little boy you still in diapers, are you for real?
And I know I wont call you daddy cause that you'll never be
cause you still call it a tickle tickle when you go to pee.
Like I said before,I ain't nothing nice,
Now they call me 11, but HOT GIRL will Suffice!
Hot #11, I was jumping bracelet with you..... But not so fast you think you won, but you stole my little s, but that's aight that's okay, miss long booty...2ft and a .5.... I give you props...But man did I hear you fart .... Both and need to be in the circus....One for running on her hips and the other for the booty bounce slide...
Ok Daida put me in the game
So I can show this lil girl her rhymes are lame
You steal my lines and try to turn them around
Is there no other poetry books to be found
Say what you want and say what ya feel
You know HC is for real
You want to talk all this and talk all of that
Sounds to me like you running where you at
Hmmmmm come on back and stay right here
Oh HC can you hold me near
Nope Hot you out here all on your own
That's why you cant leave HC alone
I hope yawll dont think that this is personal
But Hot you gone have to come up with something original.... ha ha ha now you start your own...
Hey Wade I see why you like that little green bouncy man, yall have simularities: both are 2 inches from the ground,both are swol, and both of you like jumping rope with peoples jewlry.
What up Greene are you over there cheering for Hot 11? and Davida I should have gotten the trophey since my rhymes were original.....ha ha ha Hot good run...you got some skills. I wont be so nice next time we meet....AAAAYYYYYY
Hocus Pocus Hocus Pocus
Do I smell Ms Dat's Halitosus
Hummmmmm smells like
But do you care for a ?
Can't give you that because you are short as a
But come on Hot #11, let be foreal
You just a tad bit taller and I'll give you a
Man owe man can ya'll be foreal...
You talking to a grown man so come foreal
Hot #11 I'll make u call me Mr Wade "lil swole" aka #2
Too much energy and a man isn't that great
Come on now let's concentrate to the matter at hand
Ya'll will never be taller than 1ft 2 inches naw I'll give u 2.5 inches
When it rain it pours but Hot #11 back back back boom
On the face you go, in the air, but there you go again with that bad
and I'll make you suck you thumb,
Messing with me you will get the
Keep on and I will rhyme for the next hour and make you go to the showers...
Riddle me this and Riddle me that
Is there anyone shorter than my sis Ms Dat
So low to the ground is my girl Ms Dat
Can anyone see just where is she at
You can search all over....the world around
She can stand right in front of you and never be found
Tisk tisk tisk poor Ms.Dat
Aint is hard picking up that big ol bat
the only reason I look so short to you HC becuase of that mixed with that Red plastic cup, what did you tell me in ATL, "I ain't no ACCAHOLIC I don't go to no meetin's, I'm a drunk"!! Maybe one day you'll be sober enough to see the real me!!
How can I see the real you
When you about nothing foot 2
You right I am not an alcholic I just like to have a good time
Being so short does the sun still shine
I wonder what it looks like from way down there
Do you ever get to feel the fresh air
What's it like to be so small
Does someone hold the phone when you make a call
When at the table do you need a booster seat
With those little arms who cut's your meat....ha ha ha
, do you feel cornered...Your girls have retreated on you.... Ms Dat, you coola than a fan though....Much love....Ya'll got me rhyming....hummm might be the start of something...Rhyming and new board name....Thanks Hot #11....
Shneka, girl you are rough. Those snappy comebacks, I like that. There's no response for your poetry/freestyle. Nothing else can be said today, YOU WIN!!! Someone please play the bag pipes and pull out the . Oh yeah Shneka I know exactly what team you're talking about, I'm sure you and Creatia gave them H***. We will definitely get them this weekend, it's on and it's gonna get worse. After we finish with them, they may ask for all of us to be tossed out of the park Have a good day board members, see you tomorrow in Aiken. Safe traveling