I'm small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll aproach like a breeze but can come like a gale. By some i get hit, but all have shown fear I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can"t run. What am I???
Naw you two nasty it's a tree...it starts out as a seed when the wind blows it bends to the left or the right depending on the direction and it's always pointing in the right direction cause it's grows toward the sun,yawll just nasty
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free
A baseball team had just won the championship game and the players wanted to congratulate each other. They began shaking hands, but each player only shook hands with every other player just once. There are, of course, only 9 players on a baseball team. How many times did the players shake hands?
The first player only shakes hands with 8 other players, the second player only shakes hands with 7 other players because he already shook hands with the first player, the third player only shakes hands with 6 players because he already shook hands with the first player and second player and so on until the last player who only has one possibility left. 8+7+6+5+4+3+2+1=36