I need your help and lets see what this do!AAAAAYYYYY
I think I will see if Wade is right
Does the board like a good fight
In order to do this we need some audience participation
If all goes well people will be waiting in anticipation
Now the story goes something like this:
Jack and Jill went up this hill to have a little fun
Jack was no good he thought he could hit and run
Nothing thinking about what he did
Jack and Jill messed around and had a kid
Jack was a major player on the circuit
And Jill sure did know how to twerk it
It all started back in 1998
When a young Jack was at the plate
As Jack stood there looking all strong
Jill thought to herself he probably can kick it all night long
As she moved to the dugout to get a closer look
Jack noticed her and was reading her like a book
So after the game Jack found Jill and there was no doubt
Now 15, Ghost, Church, can anyone else help me out?
Now, let me sit back and take a on this one...
Put that down Wade or pass and feel free to add to the story.
....Once Jill...figured Jack had clout......She really wanted 2 shout.....But being the "G" that she is, she awaits for Him,2 ask Her Out!!.......next
Jack asks Jill out and she happily accepts, but waiting at the nearby concession stand, Kesha is looking, Jacks cut from weekend to weekend.....next
As soon as Jack was about to ask
Kesha was coming towards him so he had to dash
When it got close to Jacks next game to begin,
He turned to ask a favor of a friend.
.....Jack had 2 dash....Because deep in his mind.....He wanted BOTH their .....But Unfortunately.....Keisha was distracted...and Jack...dip...and smoothly made an exit....Upon into Jill's EX.........
As Jack ran into Jills ex who was swol
He wanted to talk to Jack by the pole
Now Jack not wanting to be no punk
Kicked it off and got the park crunk
Jill ex who was still in love
Took a hit to the jaw and gave Jack a shove.
Jill's ex was like hey I saw you talking to my old girl, that's my and I best not see you talking to her no more. Being the stalker that Tim was, he approached Jill...hey !....What the....next
Jill went on out with Jack to see what kind of man he was
low and behold they entered the restaurant guess who's there, ole church, jack's cuz.
they sit down and eat swapping stories about who has a better game
and when jill gave all her stats, she put jack to shame.
With shame all on his face,Jack was ready to go,
but Jill made him sit back down,and said look nigg@ slow your roll.
Embarrassed as ever Jack tried to make a scene,
not knowing Jill was hoody and could get real mean,
he decided to loud talk her and throw money in her face,
and like a real women Jill picked it up and put it in the right place.
Back in the car,date to an end,Jill snapped hard on Jack,
Next time you take a woman out ponk, you best know how to act.
As Jack stood there scared as hell
There was no where to run no one to tell.
Now run tell dat Jill responded with anger
you got the right one now you wanna be park ranger
don't let me see you on the circuit because it will be on,
I will have all my boys on you, so you better call tyrone.
Jack goes on about his on his way
He thinks about what has happeded the events of the day
Man today was a total trip
I cant believe that I just got ripped
By this fine woman none the less
I thought I had that locked up...man what a mess
Thinking to herself, what have I got myself into,
dating this wanna be baller, i must have been a fool
from now on i know i will screen them a lot better,
i might even make them sign a "i'm not a lame nig@# type" letter.
Old Jack was slick and good wit dem lies
He came up with a scheme to apologize
I cant let this one just get away
I have to find something real slick to say
I don't want to hear nothing thats coming out of your mouth,
did you forget I'm not new to this, nig@# i'm from the dirty south.
game recognize game Jack, and i am the teacher,
go talk to someone that will listen, someone like your preacher.
i don't have time for games, i too old to play.
so when your ready for a real women, look me up and i might hollar at you that day.
....Jack...called Jill and offered 2 come over and .....Jill was [shocked] and was like...I hope you have enough for Me....
....And bring some White Owls this time
Dam@ jack where did you get that smoke
that is some good stuff almost made me choke
let me give you a gun,something to get you right,
after i put this on you, you will fo show sleep all night.
But Jill you have to understand
That I had to raise my self as a man
I admit that once upon a time I was out there bad
I know what I did was sad
But there was no one out there to teach me
So I thought I was cool and that is what I was suppose to be
Now I see the errors of my ways
I promise you I am a different man today.
no protection and this was a hit and run,
just having sex for fun
everyone must know this
you must stay strapped in a situation of bliss
theirs a 3 letter word that's out there lurking
you might catch hiv/aids while your out their twerking
you feel like a man because you hit and run
no you better go get checked, and that's not fun...
they both get checked out and it's all good
Jack and Jill continue to kick it in the hood
.... ...now come over here and let DADDY hold you and allow me 2 make it up 2 you...and Please.......................Turn off Fantasia...and Free yourself of that ... ,...Why? Is she here....
You can't hold me no more not today
I'm down with you I know your real ways
You lie, you cheat, and you think your the sh**
you ain't nothing but a bum and I don't like you one bit
I thought you had a heart gold,
but I soon found out your like a old car waiting to be sold,
Boy you need to get your mind right,
because when you see me I'm going to be so tight,
don't hate when you see me with the other man,
because he is the type that will kick your a** and through you in the sand.
As Jack turned off Fantasia and turned on some Sweat
He realized that Jill was a vet
As the two enjoyed each other all thru the night
Deep down inside she thought he still aint right
So as the sun came up on the two that next day
Jack told Jill he had something to say.
...I know you still have mix feelings....and I never tried 2 hurt you...I...I....would like for you 2 give me half on another sack
Jill I want you to know that I really do care
She thinks to herself you dont want to take me there
But she lets it slide and lets him state his peace
All the time thinking will these lies ever cease.
....See you play too much..Jack..I can't understand why?....I do everything for you .....Ok....maybe I am Bi*ch at times.....Jack replies All the time...you always think it's about you it's not.....Jill..replies...this is a two-way street and it seems someone is blocking traffic...so who's the Bi*ch!!!HuH,replies Jack...thinking"this Bi*ch is CRAZY
You can't judge a book by the cover
Now you see Jack is a two-bit lover.
Now you sit feeling stupid about to cry
Now if someone asks I must lie.
Lie and say he was good to the last drop
Until another honest conquest says, Girl STOP.
Been there done that and you know wrong
I fell for him too cause he looked so strong.
Muscles everywhere including his face
But when he undressed what a disgrace.
About to laugh it was hard to face him
Him and his shriveled up raisin.
So girl next you want try out the goods.
Get a reference check from a girl in the hood.
Jill realized that the girl in the hood is a hater
She was always mad cause Jack wouldn't date her
She still knows that Jack has a reputation
But she couldn't stop that warm sensation
She hoped that he could change
But still it felt a little strange
Hurt's not the word, maybe disappointed,
I thought you was a MAN that was anointed,
Never hurt about a situation like this,
all I need is this quick fix,
I'll be back looking good as ever,
your going to look and wishing you never,
you had your chance, but now it's gone
excuse me for a minute, my man is on the phone
Yes the one before you
you just came when I was so blue
I've dusted myself off and I'm going to keep it moving
I told him everything from the weekends and the grooving
He said we all make mistakes don't do it again
He said Girl no matter what you do I'm always going to be your close friend.