EXAMPLE, YO MA MA SO UGLY WHEN SHE CRY TEARS ROLL UP HER FACE, PLEASE KEEP IT CLEAN

Ya Mama so dumb, that when she went to the movies she saw that it said under 17 not admitted for a particular show, that she went and got 16 of her friends and came back and tried to get in.

I WENT 2 THA CLUB WIT THIS GIRL HER BREATH WAS SO STANKIN WHEN THE WAITER CAME AROUND 4 DRINKS I ORDERED HER A LISTERINE ON THA ROCKS. STANKIN,STANKIN,STANKIN.

Your moma is so thin when she is wet that she slips though the cracks.

yo mama is so short she can swing her legs from the curb.

yo mama so short she can jump rope under the bed

yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund

yo mama is so dumb she used a vcr for a pager

Before you read this remember it is a JOKE!

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing.
She obviously didn't listen the first 2 times!

Yo mama breath so bad when she talk her teeth duck !!!!

yo mama so old Jesus signed her yearbook!

yo mama so ugly that when she was a baby they had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her!

yo mama so fat her stretch marks got stretch marks!

Yo mama so dumb she sold her car to buy some gas

You mama had a wooden breast with a kick stand.

YO MA MA GOT A TATTOO OF HER NICK NAME UP ON HER BREASASI(STANK BOOTY).

YO MAMA SO BROKE SHE HAS ENOUGH LENT IN HER POCKET TO SEW A SWEATER.

There was this group of old ladies riding in their car about 35 miles an hour when a cop stopped them and asked, "Do you know your only going 35?"

"Yes" said the driver.

"Why are you going only 35?"

"Because the sign says 35." she replies.

"That’s the number of the road," the policeman said. "By the way, why are those ladies in the back seat so scared?".

The driver said," We just got off of Highway 95"

Yo' mama so Dumb! I had on a pair of Guess jeans and she ask "What kind of jeans you have on" I told her "Guess" she said "Levis"!

Thank You! Very Much!!!

There was this man speeding and he looked in his rearview mirror and saw some bluelights. So he pulled over and the police officer said "Give me two reasons why I should not give you a ticket".

Reason 1: Well Mr. Officer my wife ran off with a Police Officer"
The Police officer said OK sorry to hear that but not good enough give me another reason.

Reason 2: "I thought you where him bringing her back"

#1)Your Mama is so dumb, she took an umbrella with her to go see the movie "Purple Rain".

#2)...and she called the theater to ask what time the Midnight movie started.

yo mama is so black..............how black is she. when she gets out of the car the oil lights come on

Your moma soooooooooooo stupiddddddd!
she ordered a class door with a peep hole!

YOU SO BLACK,NO DARK PURPLE.

YO MA MA SO SKINTY SHE CAN HULA HOOP WITH A CHEERIO. SHE HAS 2 DANCE N THE RAIN 2 GET WET.