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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'Caution-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling gunss in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!!'
(And, last but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then yell, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here!'

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I think that is so funny. When me and my girlfriends goes into Wal-mart we open up powdered baby food and throw it at each other.We also get some dish liquid and squeeze it on our shoes. We like your ideas and will try them out.
Do you have Bail money?



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Get a life PleezzZZZ!!!

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CB,hey man the top 15 is off the chain.How long did you actually sit down and think of this.

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Now that is funny but I guess first you need a sponsor!
Me and my daughter is going to do the mission impossible song in a buggy!

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CB, I got my office in here dying. You off the hook.