OK you made it into The Armed Forces Scooter Club forum! Now before you ask your mum or your wife, sister or girlfriend to look over your shoulder for a giggle, please explain to them about the British military sense of humour, or 'Squaddie Speak'. If mum n dad and indeed Aunt Mable with little Johnny sat on her knee are easily offended then please for goodness sake do not go any further!

"A sense of humour is important in the British Forces. It does help to keep matters in perspective”